When you call Gas and Electric Company X and say, “I’d like to turn the gas and electric on in our new house,” you would expect them tell you if they are not able to supply gas to your house; that’s Company Y’s job.  Nope.  The lady just said sure, no problem.  So when my husband calls out the heat and air guys because our house resembles a meat locker, they got a pretty big chuckle when they figured out we didn’t have the necessary fuel going to the furnace.  Of course those smiles turned to frowns all around when even after the furnace was receiving gas, it still didn’t heat.  Broken gas pump/valve thingie.  We had two very chilly days during which I wondered if we’d have to cover ourselves with my wool skeins to avoid freezing to death.  Northern knitters are no doubt laughing since I live in Texas and it didn’t even drop to freezing those days.  Yes, I am a cold amateur.

The pumpkin hat didn’t happen because I decided to go out on Halloween.  Matt had plans, and I decided that I just wasn’t up to wrestling the puppy while handing out candy all night.  Speaking of puppies, not much knitting has been happening and probably won’t happen until Freya takes the excitement down a few levels.  Ever since she got big enough to jump on the couch, my crafting time has been severely curtailed.  Even the most well-behaved pup can’t resist Lorna’s Laces.

Two gems from the essay midterms I graded today– “Now that Jorge W. Bush is President…” “Several years ago Bill Clinton lied about having sex with Hilary.” I’d lie about that too.

I am on vacation. I am also sick. But this is better than being at work and sick. Yesterday, Matt and I celebrated our first anniversary. He took me out to dinner, and we had a very nice time. Apparently, every year Kroger’s sends out free-turkey coupons to everyone with a Kroger card who also spent a certain amount over the previous year. Matt and I were recipients. I decide why not use it even though we aren’t hosting Thanksgiving; we’ll just have a nice turkey some other night. The smallest coupon-qualifying turkey was 20 lbs. I don’t know why I brought it home. I certainly didn’t have to. (I suspect mind-control was involved). It’s humongous. I’ve named it Ted. Ted took over the refrigerator–half a dozen eggs are missing. Ted looks bigger. I bought Thanksgiving feast prep groceries today without realizing that Ted won’t give up any of his precious fridge space for them. After careful negotiations, Ted is in his own cooler, and Matt has decided to donate him to a homeless shelter tomorrow. Also, I received an A+ on The Booze Test: 100%ALCOHOLIC

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