Exciting Dream #1
It takes a lot of courage to show someone else your dreams. — Erma Bombeck
I have dreams. I don’t mean the “I want to be an astronaut,” sort; I’m talking about literal while-you’re-sleeping dreams. Everyone does, but some of mine are…special. Especially boring. Some people have paralyzing nightmares; some people dream in abstract, flowing colors; some people are flying superspies with laser vision in their dreams. Last night I dreamed about going to Auntie Anne’s to get a pretzel for lunch. I got sweet mustard dip too.
To baffle the Freudians and the Jungians, I’ve decided to start cataloging my impressively mundane dreams.
Dream #1
I was packing up to move out of my college dorm for the summer. My family came to help me pack, but I had gotten finished early. So I walked them down the street to show them a water tower.