Dear Knitting,
I know that I have neglected you recently, but do two wrongs make a right? Sure, I only picked up my sock project because my video game wasn’t working. I thought that you would be there for me, faithfull and true. So imagine my dismay when I discovered your betrayal. You decided to express your displeasure by bending one of my favorite DPNs into a C. I’m going to take the high road and assume you chose a C because it was easiest instead of the C being the first letter of a nasty name that the other 3 DPNs would finish. And after I bought you a nice new Namaste knitting bag to travel with me in! You’re going to have to work hard to rebuild my trust in you.
With love despite it all,
springplum
P.S. Hiding my shawl pattern is not a good first step toward a healthier relationship.